Ernst Mil

Ernst Mil comes from a town much like Sillyshire, only sillier in nature. His first mistress is writing, in which he appreciates pithiness and irony, and his second love is being second to none. He does not know who the narrator is—no matter how many times you might ask—but he congratulates you for taking a journey with his untitled alien regardless.

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Peculiar Occurrences in the 18th Century Town of Sillyshire

“Dear reader,
Welcome to the wee town of Sillyshire, where strange happenings are giving the town’s name a run for its money. Meet our heroine, the beautiful Henrietta, who is fated to face a tragic fate at the hands of her most wicked lover, Baleful Burton, at the perilous cliff that will soon be her namesake.

 

Trust me, reader, you are going to want to gather around for this one.”